Monday, December 15, 2008

I Walk Through Walls (Almost)

Funny thing about me... I walk into walls. Well, at least I did today. I went to the church to clean out the Primary closet with my counselors. I also diligently was returning the table cloths I had washed, that were used for the ward party. The green-checkered cloths went back into the Relief Society room. That is where I put them. Then I gracefully exited the room and turned left down the darkened hallway. I forgot that the door is inset from the wall about three feet and not flush with the wall, and I do tend to walk fast, and I was in a hurry to get things done....

BAM, SMACK, CRASH... I took a hard left turn right into the wall.

My face, the right eyelid more specifically, made a devastating collision with the corner of the wall. It really hurt, and then it hurt worse, and then I was nauseous and a little dizzy. Then Melanie saw me and made a worried face and informed me that I was bleeding. My eyelid swelled up and I had to lay down so that I would not faint or vomit.

After sitting for about five minutes, icing the wound, and taking some Tylenol, I was as good as new.

I am smooth as buttah baby, and needless to say, like, totally awesome, huh?

6 comments:

Meridy said...

LOL! I'm glad it didn't leave a mark. :)

Nadja said...

can you show us a pic? :-)

Angie said...

Turn on the light next time!

Nadja said...

doesn't look too bad... you're still pretty ;-)

Brook and Chad said...

Oh, that sounds like me! But, I would see the wall, and then walk fast directly into it...hey, you got the tablecloths back! :)

Jen said...

Kelly, I am in awe of your awesomeness!!! Thanks for the use of your large washer/dryer with the tablecloths, but you didn't have to go and get all banged up over it!! ;D
It is kinda comforting to know that things like this don't just happen to me! You still look marvelous!!

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