Funny thing about me... I walk into walls. Well, at least I did today. I went to the church to clean out the Primary closet with my counselors. I also diligently was returning the table cloths I had washed, that were used for the ward party. The green-checkered cloths went back into the Relief Society room. That is where I put them. Then I gracefully exited the room and turned left down the darkened hallway. I forgot that the door is inset from the wall about three feet and not flush with the wall, and I do tend to walk fast, and I was in a hurry to get things done....
BAM, SMACK, CRASH... I took a hard left turn right into the wall.
My face, the right eyelid more specifically, made a devastating collision with the corner of the wall. It really hurt, and then it hurt worse, and then I was nauseous and a little dizzy. Then Melanie saw me and made a worried face and informed me that I was bleeding. My eyelid swelled up and I had to lay down so that I would not faint or vomit.
After sitting for about five minutes, icing the wound, and taking some Tylenol, I was as good as new.
I am smooth as buttah baby, and needless to say, like, totally awesome, huh?