There comes a point in every mother's life when you just SURRENDER.
Today is that day....
I surrender my house to two little boys about 7 years-old.
I surrender the floor to all shoes, toys, cups, paper, marbles, and underwear...sticky substances, crumbs, and lots of Cheerios.
I surrender my couch to missing pillows.
I surrender my carpet to every blanket that dwells in my house.
I surrender my kitchen to dirty cups, bowls, spoons, bags, garbage, books, pretzels.
I just surrender.
I throw up the white flag.