I have come to a profound realization. I wield a lot of power right now. I know that when I call someone, I am guaranteed to get a call back almost instantly. I have to decide if I will use this power for good or for evil. Muahahahahaha!!!
I guess this is what happens when you are 36 weeks and 3 days pregnant with twins.
Every time I call someone now for regular stuff they automatically assume that I am calling from the hospital.
"What is it?"
"What is going on?"
"Are you in the hospital?"
This lent itself to a bit of fun yesterday. My beloved brother-in-law Lyf had his birthday on Friday. He made sure to request that I not give birth to my babies on his birthday. He just isn't inclined to share the sacred day with my kids. I decided to call him on his birthday to ask him a question and to also wish him a happy birthday. He fearfully answered the phone thinking it was "The Call". Much to his relief, it wasn't. However, it was only 6pm so anything could happen still.
Therefore, on Saturday I told Rinar to call him and tell him the bad news. Honestly people, it was just too easy.
You see, I guess I have decided to use my superpower for evil.
Therefore, if you get a call from me...you must ask yourself..."Hmmm?"
p.s. Still no babies. I am sure I will make it to tomorrow, at least.