BAM, SMACK, CRASH... I took a hard left turn right into the wall.
My face, the right eyelid more specifically, made a devastating collision with the corner of the wall. It really hurt, and then it hurt worse, and then I was nauseous and a little dizzy. Then Melanie saw me and made a worried face and informed me that I was bleeding. My eyelid swelled up and I had to lay down so that I would not faint or vomit.
After sitting for about five minutes, icing the wound, and taking some Tylenol, I was as good as new.
I am smooth as buttah baby, and needless to say, like, totally awesome, huh?